[That night, Elephant Mountain ie freaking middle of nowhere, last YH evidence in the nearest civilization: +3 hrs, things present in some pitchdark secret lovenest: YH, LSS, LSS' phone, device that can set up a weibo acct, snacks tonnes of sustanence for hours confined.]
YH: SS….SS…stop….we have…things at hand………. need to put a lid on Peng. he's more damning stuff than his daily shouts to the world we're married.
SS: *Tsk**pout*, let me call up the sistas (speed dail a few TR ladies, Nicky, KC, Prince14+9, Consort9/Peng'scybercrush…)
We need a list. *grab her grocery/snack list pad*
1. start dummy weibo acct for his RL wifey, if he doesn't put his lid on, we'll paste his Consort9 love declarations
2. YH: gather the whole BuBupsychward for a 'dinner' LSS@ the person 1mm fr her *scary side glance* No need to be smiling all silly with the thought of seeing the pretty SiLs.
3. LSS; ask KC out for 'tea' *drawing eight hearts* YH @ the person 1mm fr him:
Nicky will be the general, making the battlecalls.
Round1: Peng makes fun of how lazy SS and Prince9 r as weiboers. LSS+Nine both warn him they've united in stance and have tiny hearts for misforgivings.
Round2: Peng calls SS a witch, repeating Nicky, forgetting Nicky is RX's OTP and EMPEROR. Nine, our pretty serpent, (fake) kindheartedly warning Nicky to soften the name callin, indirectly at that little writer/PD on way to cyberguillotine after he shouted no truer words: YH is using LSS' phone.
Round3: SS works in her flirting with KC, asking him out for tea while Nicky is off on duty in YunNan. KC draws back hearts. YH: SS, enough woman! *off he goes faking he got a call fr SS, all sorts of warning hinting Peng's miserable demise in near future.*
The busybody Peng steps right into the trap, insinuating Nicky of their (both RX+8 and RX+13) blatant flirting: Fire in ur backyard, Nicky~~~! + he screams at the top of his lungs: YH! U R Using LSS' PHONE~! There goes another TR lady who can't keep shush about the newlyweds and she goes on and reaffirms the Hongs r using the same phone….ie they r honeymooning, in the middle of nowhere Elephant Mt, middle of a starry starry night. *think YLX and Wifey5 and the fireflies*
Our Mr and Mrs Yuan had their last straw, off they go setting up the account @IAmMrsPeng where the sistahood all pitch in and will post evidence of Peng's infidelity…with our innocent lady of unwanted adoration Consort9 joining the party.
The night ends on Peng flying his white undies, crying to sleep, begging Mrs. Peng to never be near any electrical device.
I don't know how the night ends for the Yuans. * I sorta know, but I can't say :X*
[All seriousness, I made up maybe 5% of this sillycrap I just rambled on, swear on my binnie socks!!]
HongShi WGM! @ BBJX investigative file for the day:
[credits: all pics fr weibo, thanks to the dear HongShis *muakkkk*]