YuZheng please DIAHF

It's punishable by same DIAHF for cursing that on any human being during LNY, but YZ is not by definition a man, so I'll risk it for the sake of mankind.

The list of actors speculated for his PoS Rape of Smiling, Proud Wanderer :
令狐冲(霍建华)Wallace Huo as hero LingHu Chung
东方不败(霍思燕)Huo SiYan as nemesis DongFong BuBai
任盈盈(陈乔恩)Joe Chen as heroine Ren YingYing
岳不群(张晨光)
林平之(陈晓)
岳灵珊(袁姗姗)Yuan ShanShan (ie YZ's plasticface muse) as girl2 Yue LingShan
宁中则(邓萃雯)
田伯光(韩栋) The pretty BBJX Prince9 HanDong as Tian BoGuang (pervie fugly yucky rapist, W!T!F!!!!!)
仪琳(杨蓉)
定逸(王琳)
蓝凤凰(麦迪娜)

The main leads, EVERY FREAKING ONE OF THEM R ALLLLLLLLLL WRONGGGGG! MAKE IT STOP!!!!! Rumor is Wallace has just signed on TR's next TongHwa adaptation DaMuYao, the Chinese Paladin 3 gang will sorta reunite, even with cloning, he'll definitely be the key pawn of epic battle btn TR's ladybi*chboss and her archenemy Yu mama.  Why Wallace, WHYYY?!?! The battle, in any other case, will be entertaining, but not shitting all over my favorite Louis Cha please! TT_TT

In an equally WTF! but much more hilarious note:



fr weibo
what the freaken freck is going on Loverboy?!is Princess TaiPing a Mighty Python wannabe?!
Here is the long trailer, I haven't clicked it, still lolzing:

16 thoughts on “YuZheng please DIAHF

  1. Hahah! We all know he took the role in Tai Ping so that he can spend his birthday with SS in Hengdian. Actually Sammul Chan was initially slate for the prince role, but he couldn’t make it bcos of that new min guo drama with Tang Yan.

    1. I’m very doubtful Sammul will even consider the role to begin with, he’s such a miscast playing the ‘barbaric’ prince, haha but then the visual may be even funnier

  2. I was all, *wth?* at the first gif, and then I recognized YH, and fell over laughing…

    So this has nothing to do with your post, but I just had to share:

    I hardly ever read fanfics based on real people and I usually think they’re sort of creepy (well, I never ship anyone in real life anyway until HS, so maybe there’s a first time for everything).
    This, however, had me squeeing like a mad idiot.

    Have you read it mookie? I know you lurk at the YuanLiu tieba, so you’ve prob seen the title at least.

    1. To my surprise, the trailer is not awful at all! But obviously, YH is there as comic relief fr the looks of it.

      Ohhhhhhh, I do read fanfics but never on RL CP, I mean I dun ship any CP for real, but HS is leaving us no choice, right? Thanks sweetie! I can’t wait to read it when I’m alone and can squeeeeee my hearts out! ^^

      1. “Ohhhhhhh, I do read fanfics but never on RL CP, I mean I dun ship any CP for real, but HS is leaving us no choice, right?”
        You and me both, girl.

        Yes, go read it and remember to report back! I’d dearly love to know what you thought. It does start off a bit slow but I guarantee you’ll be hooked by the first 番外/deleted scene (somewhere around page 6). This was the tale that had all the tieba members wondering if it’s Yuan Mengmeng himself hiding behind the screen, so there you go.

        – ailinon (I always forget to put in a sig at the bottom–at least now you know it wasn’t some random “anonymous” who commented above!)

        1. hihi ailinon! ^^

          haha I spent my lunch today reading it and MAN, can they just make a fake docudrama of that and call is the better BBJX?!?! and scratch the uphill battle pain that is to produce a BBJX2. It’s sooooo good!!

          The dearie writing this must had access to my id and ego! I really wont be surprised if years down the road, YH and LSS get married and he outs himself as the shadow writer of this masterpiece Fanfic, coz the Yuan Mengmeng part is really the best part.

          It’s really a shame K is such a little person, because the epicness of DaMoYao can only be done by YH+LSS+HG

          1. 🙂

            What chapter are you on? Or have you finished already?

            The first deleted scene is perhaps my favourite part from a writing standpoint, but Chapter 13 (for 13th Prince, ha) is ZOMG swoonworthy–the UST unleashed in that scene!! *starry eyes*
            And oh, the scene when they go back to Shanghai! I can’t stop smiling when I think of it.
            I also looove every interaction Lao Yuan has with HG in this fic, had me in stitches.

            Ok, I’ll stop before I turn into a babbling idiot. This is seriously not like me.

            1. Re: 🙂

              I’m only at Ch 5/6 haha SS’ kissing scene with KC. I was reading fr my phone. And now obviously I need to get to Ch 13 for Prince13 pronto! ^^

              OOOOOOOOHHH it has my favorite RL bromance ship HG+YH as well!!!!!!!!?????

              hahahha really I’m so not a shipper as well but look what he’s done to me!!

                1. Re: 🙂

                  I will I will! GOSH I’M SO IN LOVE WITH IT. it’s like it’s written by my id, really. It’s just it’s Mon and the normal hell.

                  nonono haha not annoying at all. U prob know I’m exactly like u~^^

      2. Well, Tai Ping does seem entertaining at least and YH’s scenes look funny!

        I’m trying to continue watching Ru Yi for YM’s sake. Unfortunately, while maybe not as POS as Clothing The World, it’s just as boring. And worse…Hawick and Yang Mi’s characters are *horror* bland.

        BTW, have you read Da Mo Yao? It looks like Huo Qu Bing is actually Tong Hua’s favourite male character, even more so than those awesome BBJX princes! An arrogant bad boy who’s ruthless and cold on the surface, yet oh-so romantic, loving and tender to his woman. Does this sound familiar? Heheheh. I’m still sitting on the fence whether Hu Ge can do this…

        1. O yes, I knew of HQB being TH’s fav char during the preproduction of BBJX, it’s actually the second instance of TH forming a positive image in my head to be ballsy to not go with any BuBu prince, the politically correct answer. The first of course is of her vividly falling for YH and accounting it on weibo. It’s then that I go grab the book and read it. I liked it more than BBJX the novel tbh, because I think the drama adaptation does take care of some issues in the book I have (fleshing out 8) although it also has a lot of flaws in closer look.

          *sigh* rewatching BBJX was a huge mistake for me because I can’t stop myself nitpicking even on the acting and tbh, Shishi still is a bit incapable of fleshing every nuance of emotion out, she’s good, she’s better, but still not quite perfect. Like you, I think she’s a miscast for YuJin, I can see her being an ok RuoXi when casted. There’s a cool wildness that she’s just not looking the part and it’ll be extremely taxing on her acting chops. I don’t see it in her to overcome it, to be a partypooper and antiShishi-sounding and all.

          And more fr weirdo-me, I’ve always held an opinion HG has sth in him to be this kind of tortured melodrama prince/dreamboat. It’s his misfortune (to sign TR) to be typecasted in his stupid CP1 role and thus became his cashcow. I’m holding out hope he’ll surprise me.

          I don’t care for Wallace as an actor at all. But I’m also not holding out high hopes of TR doing a completely kickass job. It’ll be earnest, they’ll try their darnest, just like BBJX, but yeah, I wont surprise me being absolutely good, my speculation

    1. But the thing is, I think I can tolerate Wallace the most out of the bunch. I can’t stand JoeChen at all nowadays and it’s clearer and clearer to me she’s insanely overrated as an actress. She’ll be hammy and horrible and nth remotely the cool fox that is REN YINGYING! :((( And who knows when YZ will start his shooting?! But yeah, my rule is I’ll lose all respect for any actor working on a YZ PoS, simple.

      I’ll forget about HanDong entirely if he really takes up the role of the slimeball middleaged rapist.

        1. Well, I can cross Wallace out of my ‘giving a care’ list. I don’t really care about casting news of things…I dun really care haha. I’ve got my rant out of my system, I’ve moved on.

          tbh, I wont be tuning in any YZ ever. It wont be end of his crap, he just loves to bathe himself in as much silly douchiness as possible.

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