My nomnomnoms, warm beverage, last rays of sun for the day, blankies and my gadgets within hand's reach. Felt like a P&P kinda afternoon, watched till the infamous, '…you were the last man in the world whom I could ever be prevailed on to marry!' Oh the lovely angst on Darcy's face!!! I always love to take a tiny pause here and marinate the pain for a while before things go so satisfyingly up from here on. It's like adding salt to a slice of watermelon, makes it that much more sweeter!
And prompted by a dearie (you know who u r!) I slurped up every bits of the unfolding *beep* that is DMY.
First lets do a picture litmus test:
Stare at these official stills for 10 seconds each. Do you wanna…..
A. PRETTTTYYYYYY OH GORGEOUS! OH MY HOTTIES~~~~~~! *hurry back to HG and Eddie's BaiduBar and be safe there with my kin*
B. Feed the first 2. Willing to give up ALL your food and give every crumb to the needy …ie those 2.
C. Those r finery *put on my wuxia historician cap/clicking wiki: Beggar's sect is founded in HAN dynasty, Y U NO KNOW?!*
D. Hey do one of your miserable PS/weibostealing, gimme HG and EP horizontal side by side…in their eyesexing each other.
So A babes, *hugz and muakk* for your sanity's sake, this is too dangerous a dark place to hang. Oh BTW, congrats! U r of the toughest, most hardcore loyal fangirl stock! *patpatpat*
BCD dearies, I'm dragging y'all DOWN!
D-ers: Here, take it or leave it.
but Who am I kidding, no one is touching YH and my RedWhite ship.
I see CP outfit here, tsktsktsk, Eddie/HQB, so u HAVE been busy romping around ( that explain the shaggy rug you r convenient donning?!
My very pervie part of brain is giving me ideas said rug can be used for a makeshift lovebed on a sandy hidden mount, and the shagging is due to some boy(s) tearing it off ur new hot body. )
BUT nth beats the luxury cruiseliner of RedWhiteship, ha! CP outfits?! We have CP musical instruments! …Wait, get this, it's singular, not plural. One of TR's mission statement is recycology, props will ALWAYS be reused, PR sillydramas r never old, even if recycled. And, yes, leave it to RedWhite to throw in an indirect kissu so craftily and poetically. *swoon~*
Ok my serious self is back fr all the screaming her lungs out and stomping on my poor bleeding heart, crying hysterically at ALL THE EXTREME FUG that is going on. What is with those very pervie ahjusshi eyes, boys?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?????????????????????????????????????????? Eddie, is this ur take on Manly General? Sweetie, no. Wipe it. NOOOOO~~~! All wrong, give me back ur innocent doe-eyes as Bro7 mighty charming and grown into a true manly hero owning my heart the last stretch and burn that black cloth of garbage bag tarp around ur neck, or better yet be naked and let ur body talk and sing.
WHYYYY My dreamboat emo prince!!!?!??????????????????????? Yes, you were asked to wear cheapo rags, YES no self-respecting royalty will wear cheeseCLOTH! Excusesexcuses! Wait…is this a very bad Madam Tussands wax figurine of you? Writer TH specifically stressed in the book (since as TR preaches we'll be so true to the piece of literature) Han decorum puts a tonne of emphasis on clothes, Confucius teachings r sizzling in vogue and it's a social courtesy to wear the bestest textile, esp if u r HanCamelot and richest boss in town. 9Ye unless in mourning (doubt it even then, they have white silks) will not be seen potty-ing in this.
And furthermore, the blurry You in the poster/background is <3! and at least 20 years younger looking than the You in flesh forefront. OK, let me get this straight TRpeeps/TPTB, r u royally screwing YMM and slyly doing some hybrid fanfic of DaYunMoJongGeYao?! and M9 didn't…u know sthsthsth… and lived to old age, going nuts missing his YuEr so much he's been wearing the same furry outfit for DECADES so his YuEr can recognize him, if not his face, thus turning this dirty laundry/drainwater grey!?
And I dun care TR, since u r now copying fr YMM's costumes. (WHYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! even if u r secretly married to YMM, Kboss, many married couples have separate bank accts…let alone costume designer!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
Let me shake some sense in you with hard proof of pics:
See, this is the same dude, the bottom left is a gorgeous CN adonis/general. So if you so love your braids on your hero, less is more, copy this, I stress bottom left, with the words 'ShinHwa' watermarked. I dunno who the R bottom guy is, I dare not look twice. My eyes, they HURT!
And the general in the #3 still/ie third wheel in this bromance 3some (and the prettiest of them all) I know you are the fairest, and bravo! Pretty HanDong, for floating above all the fugging. Yes, be lovely, u've proved yourself, and it's time to pay back the world for your insane gorg. Here's how: so I bet you don't REALLY have to battle much with ur pretty, esp in your plastic armor. I'm begging you, help your Bros, just stand in btn them for hours every day and exhaust all means, I dunno, poke their eyes with your lil bun on your head?! STOP them smizing, bouncing pervie thoughts of YH off each other. PRETTY PLEASEEE!
And Kboss, lets come down fr all the bitchycraziness for a sec and talk, one crazy-ahjumma to another. We can be cheapo and LURVE our bargains. Listen to me, fire ur hokum costumer/makeupfakey. IF you need to pirate and save up some pennies for your facecream, here:
Yeah, since u hate YH's gut now, why not put all his look on a HQB and have HG smizing more convincingly at the garments reminding him of his *winkwink*BFF?!
Or up a notch, have HG's M9 be in his own CP pirated outfit like Eddie+MingDao, I bet HG is jealous and itching to have one.
I'm not saying Mulan is out of this world pretty and perfect looking and a model to abide by every Han/XiongNu warring drama. But I love the style is simple, it's not too fuzzy and trying too hard and be what a drama production should be without reaching to the heavens and ended up being cheapFUG. Most importantly, the peeps look HAPPY and GLOWING and befitting their parts even without context.
Or, see I'm giving u choices ie Options! go the more shameless ambitious antis-attracting route:
OH MY! Who knew what rainbowmagic facial hair can do!!!! HXM has never looked this properly manly HAWT to me. See, this is what carefully done costuming and makeup can turn around. And it's just small swats of fakehair, there is even no need for a wind-machine attached to his hips that fights for space with Egos or the camera.
And HuGe, dearie, I know you r a very poetic, deep, eloquent person in RL, BUT when in front of reporters, you need to watch it, not everyone you r bouncing off is a YH, who'll save u like a damsel and re-word everything u said perfectly into a cute harmless if slashy joke.
He said: This ending is already the best for the 2 guys and one lady involved. IF JinYu is with M9, it'll be too sad for HQB, because HQB is not someone who'll easily give up, if he loves someone, he has to have her, if he can't have JinYu, I fear he'll slice his own neck….' [胡歌表示，这个结局对剧中的两男一女来说，已经是最好的结局，“如果金玉和孟九在一起，对霍去病来说会比较悲惨。因为霍去病是不会放弃的人，爱就一定要得到，如果得不到金玉，恐怕他会自刎……] Source： http://gcontent.oeeee.com/d/ab/dabd8d2ce74e782c/Blog/f33/b38c23.html
You can not really go and scream that to 'proper' reporters not knowing a thing about DMY. HQB, national hero HQB, will slice his neck if he's not going to get his girl, for real. Yes, I know u r whoring a product, earning ur paycheck and u r referring to the fictional HQB. But It'll be taken out of context and when the real HQB is considered a Han hero, ie the majority of Chinese belonging to the ancestry he's fought and died gallantly for, way too young…and u r saying he'll commit suicide if he doesnt get what he wants, ie a girl?!?!
But tbh, this production is so hopelessly dead to me, I had fun stabbing it all I want. kekeke