I’m only at ep3, and I CAN’T Stop streaming it fr here. http://www.bilibili.tv/video/av294617/ bilibili is the most trusted PoSs savior. Sorry I have no idea of subs as always.
This is pure organic glorious crap, GuLong is wailing and twisting and turning like a Fu HongShui during his bouts of seizures, but I’m pretty sure if he had a bottle of whisky in his system, he won’t be able to look away, it’s the most entertaining spoof of Wuxia x Fauxcest x SLASH(Plot? What Plot?!). If u have a sickly craving for the explosive fireworks of these 3 tropes, welcome abroad this gay cruise, this is so made fr your id. EVERY single line uttered by the boys r so slashy I am going, ‘did I just hear what I hear?!?!’ out loud, to myself. Every line is like penned by Stephen Chow writing Slash fanfic. It’s kinda a nostalgic drinking game for me atm: visible unNewtonian wire-fu (ie the bestest and most entertaining kind) Check!, so crappy it’s cute!funny CGIs, OhCHECK!, grey wholeeyelid-ful eyeshadow on guys in EVERY TVB 80s wuxia, OHLALACHECK!
A tiny bit of background (although I have only skimmed the novel and that’s ~20 yrs ago) on the 2 titular titillating boys:
1. 傅紅雪/Fu HongXue (weiboers nicking him Snowy) is arguably the saddest angstiest of wuxia hero EVER. He is a cripple *haha not here in a not-much-is-canon-nor-holy spoof*, whenever he’s emo, he’ll have an epileptic seizure/ wuxiaSuperSaiyan mode; raised by a Demon sect Princess ‘mom’ who has been mentally and physically torturing him, so that he’ll grow up to be a functional cold assassin since he’s a kid AND still is whipping him even though he’s now the #1 Swordsman in le Jiangwu. Donning his fresh and old emotional and physically scars, he’s brainwashed with darkness, hate and the doctrine to revenge his dead parents. His motto is: I kill therefore I live.
2. 葉開/ Ye Kai (Leafy) is as polar opposite fr FHX, perfect for opposite attracts OTPness. Whereas the powess of Snowy is rooted in dark angsty hatred and revenge, his is out of LOVE. With a sunny disposition in life and a busybody without much of the angsty baggage being the star apprentice of the legendary Xiao Li Fly Dagger, he picks up wuxia because he just feels like it, or gets him the glossy things in life. He nudges himself squarely into the darkness around FHX and becomes his light/angel. Yup, and that’s the longing lovely glances he throws Snowy’s way EVERY FREAKEN SCENE! He’s also there constantly to save the damsel/his OTP whenever Snowy is bleedy. Again at ep3, Snowy has bleed out every drop of his own blood, I swear!
The girls? I bet they r there simply to get by the censors. Thus far we have one so annoying and sure of her own ‘out of this world beauty’ to get any man, she’s flirting our angsty hero after a 10000 taels of gold bet fr our jokester Leafy, who knows sooo much better *kekeke*. Then when angsty hero disrobed the annoying girl to suck poison out of her SHOULDER she is all over him whiny to ‘take responsibility’ whereby our hero disrobes and goes topless to ‘get even’ MUAHAHAHA. Girl, if you haven’t got gaydar yet, get it, and use it. It’s useful, he’s not that into you ie our sex in general.
Ep2 has our Leafy in drag all ep long just to get away fr ppl fr le Jiangwu after his honorary title of ‘The Best flying hidden weaponry’ and Baron is PREETTTY!
Once again, presenting our OTP.
I’ve never ever seen sth so blatantly slashy in wuxia ever, even for a GuLong. Have a Red+Leaf MV:
In 2 gifs?