Loverboy is singing in Cantonese (zomg tbh quite decent the enunciation, pitch…not so much lol) a Lunar New Year ‘pop’ song 《祝福你》/Blessing you, like a cute Bobblehead CN Ken doll/lounge singer. I will credit him updating the look made famous by John Travolta in SatNightFever. But he’s adorbs and he’s my loverboy, so only I can tease and poke him. It’s super short, but I’ll take it, esp he and Elanne look super adorable and cute together. I have hopes Mulan will be quite good, don’t disappoint me kids! So now that the OTP is officially on the biggest promo platform, singing in these LNY shows, any day now. I’ve lost count how many dramas YH has cooling on the shelves, I do not care of the quality, I just want to see him bobbing his head in a C modern or sth, ANYTHING. I’ll have to disown him though if he stoops so low as to do a YuZ’s drama.
Speaking of YZ…
and his brand of stinkiest crap, Swordman is the fresh reigning darling show for snark. It’s lunar new year and my Mama raised me to avoid anything fug and stay away from crap and unfortunate every new year week to max out the luck, wishing upon an auspicious coming year.
That is not to say I’m not devouring up ALL the most brilliant snark only a YuZit’s (I bestow upon you this nick) crap can inspire like new year candy. And the spoilers (really nth to spoil here) and recaps ZOMGLMFAO the best lol therapy for a rainy day, spare me the blindness fr theFUG and braincells from being completely annihilated.
DongFongBuBai is one of the most interesting villain in LC’s wuxia world. He has the drive and determination to possibly be a wulin(the ‘forest’ of wuxia) master but void of the chivalry to be a hero. The narrow-minded focus of him to obtain the best martial art skill at ALL cost, to the extreme of castrating himself because the bestest wuxia mantra he is delving in said so. He’s given up his sex for wuxia. So, YuZit is switching the sex for what?! Some empty girl power fueled sympathy?!?!?!? For a ruthless one-minded villain?!?!?!?!?!? I’m offended. Then of course, there’s more insults to the injury .
And this sweetie summed up YuZit’s DFBB construct so we don’t have to:
Yumehmeh is YUMEHMEH, this DFBB in her retelling of ‘笑傲江湖’ is an abomination never conceivable….DFBB, female, with parents unknown, a sister Yilin (She is the cute innocent nun pining after LHC, the daughter of a monk and a nun no relation whatsoever, the age does not make an iota of sense, per canon) and a brother unknown. When she was a child, ruffians rampaged her village, her folks fell victims and she was separated from her younger sis Yilin. Then she’s taken into apprenticeship by the great martial art maestro Dugu Qiubai (he created the Dugu 9 swords which was later passed down to LHC fr a DemonSect senior). She cross-dresses as a guy and up Black Woods Cliff she goes (where Demon sect is based)…10years later she descends down the cliff and falls in love with LHC, poisons his supposedly OTP Ren YingYing, THEN gives RYY her heart, and DIES!!! The End.
To add, and totally within the realm of what Yumama can spit out, (s)he said LHC is similar to Deer of Mt Duke’s Wei XiaoBao (an extraordinary slimeball whatthe?!?!?!?!!? Even Wallace can’t stand it but correct her LHC is LHC, WXB is WXB). LHC is also an orphan like DFBB, taken in by his sifu, ie he could be the unknown bro of Miss DFBB. Full-on cross-dressing INCEST!!! Color me impressed in how to royally fck up canon marrying a wuxia classic with every headdesky trope of Kdrama makjang. Chen QiaoEn is such a misfit in a period, she totally can not carry this frightening ‘femme’ fatale wuxia mastervillain in stature and there was no attempt at period speech nor mannerism. She still looks every bit like the soft girly mousy country bumpkin with boobs to me. Fine in a TW idoldrama, but even in a YuZit wuxia with teletubbies, it’s unacceptable.
It’s a tradition to visit a temple LNY day and buy a red fortune windwheel to swirl in the good luck. I’m thinking most positively this is what CQE is trying to do here, personifying :
No, she has not gone batshitcrazy (yet, unlike the audience) and I don’t think she’s batting imaginary flies, she’s just proclaiming she’s gonna be the most feared ruler of the entire wulin. That’s her begrudged minion, with loyalty aligned to the previous leader of the sect, not even one doubt she is a halfassed crossdresser. Those are bOObs, dude.
And there is a full-on wedding night scene between Wallace and HanDong somewhere. While it is slashy and delish with Wallace asking if he’s ‘pretty’? with a muakkk. This is hell!no!! NOT LHC, those who’ve braved the PoS are often saying his LHC is very lovechild of Chinese Paladin 3’s Chang Qing and Li Xiao Yao.
Need some palate cleanser?
YH is gorgeous as 沈岸/Shen An for the HuaxuYin drama. Back to his Yang Kang hot badboy form. *DROOOLLLLZZZ* These are not official stills but fan captures on the set:
Being the sweetheart and waving to his fans:
Fanart is out!
And hahaha because of his ‘little red flower’ nick, this handiwork happens
KC’s Mu Yan….just not gelling:
And doing cutest PSA for pet adoption for strays, to which the fangirls are asking to adopt him instead:
And my Loverboy is rumored to be in another drama right after HXY. *breathe* TYTY TPTB, I don’t know You love me sooooo!!! I was asking for YH in a manguo Cdrama and this one has him as an officer! IN UNIFORM!!! The cute redbeanies get to work already coming up with a possible look! *SWOONNNNN*