Yuan Hong April 2014 Updates

The best kind of Schadenfreude is when you are a meanie and you happen to fall for a precious derp called Yuan Hong which I think 99% of his fangirls are made of muahaha!

He is working very very hard on the set of 平凡的世界/World of Plainness/Ordinary World at 林/YuLin of ShaanXi in the Loess Plateau, bordering Inner Mongolia, where water is scarce to begin with, he has scarcely any food (on a strict diet to look authentic), and on top of it no wifi.   The region had a minor quake the other day,  not the first for him on location (he made his own siesmometer with an egg and a hat on set a few years ago).  And his fangirls have been constantly spamming him crazy foodp0rn.

This scene is his Sun XiaoPing waiting in the lunchline for his miserable 2 ashen sorghum bun.I do not think this is much acting haha

Flowers are in bloom in Loess Plateau!

This is very telling of a production of quality.   Stills that can be taken as paintings of the time, no detail is out of place.

The Sun brothers working closely with Mr. director.  As the saying goes,  hardworking man is most attractive.

He was invited to be one of the consults in a ‘science’ conference: 2014·菠萝科学奖, the tagline is ‘admiring curiosity’, organized by a fun site 果壳 .  His department of expertise is apparently love and romance (hahaha).  He could not attend as the ‘love and romance expert’ in the middle of filming but he sends his regards in a clip.

Hi my friends at the Pineapple Science Awards,

I am Yuan Hong.  I really am Yuan Hong.

Very sorry, I can not attend Pineapple Science Awards this time…

…because I do not have the bus fare.

But here  I am, as this year’s Pineapple Science Awards’…

Love and Romance Expert.  Yes, Love and Romance Expert.

I want to wish all the success to this year’s Pineapple Science Awards…

Saluting to curiosity!

The poor chap is getting mostly ‘if he has worked harder mining coal, he could have earned the bus fare!’ from his notty fangirls.  haha they love his ‘I am YH. I REALLY am YH!’ so much many of them are saying they are setting it as their ringtone/wakeup call.  DL here

He does look like a very handsome coal mine boss who does not mind some hands-on:

HAHAHA.  This is an original pic posted by Miss LvYi, clearly of his backside, pretending to be the real village beauty all the guys will chase after ‘her’ shirt/pants.  Miss Yi snarked, ‘If you have real guts, turn around!’:

And his snarky fangirls did the front fanart for our boy.

Here they are snapped by their ‘teacher’ in the drama,  in a ‘boating scene’, working very hard rehearsing the script.

One of his weibo bromance bff is graphic designer @张发财/ZhangFaCai, who is the brain behind the lovely 舌尖上的中国/A Bite of China posters.  The ultimate foodp0rn will be back with a Season2 in 2 days!!!

 A Bite of China was off to Cannes TV festival looking for buyers this year … along with Chang Ge Xing:

Mr Zhang FaCai did a biting ad for AIDs (that is neck and chest of MZD on the left) with the words: most intimate comrades most dangerous.  Wow.

That got a good chuckle out of a friend in Mr Zhangs wechat circle.  One called Yuan FanRen (Yuan who annoys others/烦人 is word play on ‘ordinary’ person):


Zhang:  I designed this especially for you.

YFR:  I am your most intimate comrade…

Zhang:  keep it up and I will snuff you out at weibo.

Ladyfriend who has no more eyes to see:  I have decided to get a screencap of you two and retweet it at weibo.

And so they have moved the shameless stage to weibo:

你还是没网比较好![挖鼻屎]//@袁弘: 他为我背叛了全世界[泪] //@一枚泼妇:你背叛了我?[怒] //@张发财:刚刚说要与我大战五百回合……

Fangirl:  You are better off without internet! // @袁弘:  He wronged the world because of me // @一枚泼妇 (ie the ladyfriend airing them out):  You betrayed me? //@张发财: (he, I assume YH) just said he would fight/flirt with me 500 battles more…

The biggest shipper of Prince8/14, Prince13, has itchy fingers again.  KC has a new KFC commercial out, his TVB CP Myolie gives him a hug saying she wants some KFC!!  KC asks her to call 21800000 (HK KFC’s order hotline <_<)

YH: Bro8, your phone number has changed, and you are no longer ‘cooking noodles’ for 14 to eat…

That is the PG13 version, my bet is on loverboy and his sagacious way of words he is not being PG13.   If you have a mind in the gutters, you would get what 下面吃 could mean, I won’t say it out loud.  He can use one extra character 下面条吃 and we do not have to be put to shame of knowing we are no innocents.

All the foodtalk is making me hungry, let alone the poor thing.  I know I am horrible for still rofling.

Over dinner, I have been consoling myself as I am eating, ‘It’s nothing, just one more bite, later in the night I will go jogging.’ When I am about to start running, a drizzle starts.  While I am having a difficult conundrum, and rampaged through another half box of fruits, I finally make up my mind to run in the rain.  Who knows the rain pours harder and harder, on this plateau of yellow earth I bet there has not been such a downpour in years and years.  I want to hail a cab back home…then I realize I did not bring money with me…at the bitter end, this ‘wet dude’ 湿人* grumbled and grouched his way home dripping wet.  
*is wordplay on 诗人/poet, but one who has nothing to do with literary merits but only good at word diarrhea/灌水, spamming fellow netizens with word bullying ie his/her saliva.
LOL  And I do not know why the poor chap does not even get a break from the kinder souls,  no one is letting him off posting a few rainy scenery pic,  all of them are jabbing him for not attaching a pic of the swearing and drenched in a see through wet tee/shorts.  And we want the vid of him grumbling nonsense while jogging!  It would give the world so much pure joy/schadenfreude! And nitpicking, no serious runner have the time nor mind to take multiple pictures WHILE joggin anyway.
Of course I take the team of snarky fangirls, 3 pics, wasting bandwidth and NO see through lil red flower?!  No fair!

Bonus round:  Hu Ge

hahaha he must’ve played a prank on the cameraman and/or the PD.  He is all proper giving a vid greetings to his costar 闫妮 in their new drama  生活启示录… till the ending seconds.

New stills from Nirvana in Fire, ie the Cdrama that is making me purrr like a sated cat with exactly my aesthetics (and nice filters and photoshop!)

Yes handsome derp, that tie goes fine with your outfit if you are going on a date with  your Lil Red Flower who has master the shabby chic mix and match of modern down peacock blue jacket with the 70s farmer uniform and is clearly waiting for you.   And he has no road fare!  He can’t run to you near Inner Mongolia to Elephant Mountain.  If the mountain won’t come to Muhammad then…a HuGe must go to a Yuan Hong.


3 thoughts on “Yuan Hong April 2014 Updates

  1. Yuan Hong looks good as always 😀
    The flower photos are beautiful! *_*
    So looking forward to seeing Nirvana in Fire. It’s looking more epic the more I see of it!

    1. NiF looks so awesome! And making me happier HuGe is clearly in bright mood even working wee hours and long days posting smiley pics.

      It got me teary how insane YH is dieting and exercising, his dad visits him on set, and it must be a very moving moment for him even though YH says it to the reporters yesterday visiting, that his dad patted his head, touched his tattered blue top saying he has an exact one when he was young, it was a very resource-less time all the older gen has braved through with gritted teeth, all of them, that authentic, and that must be daddy’s way of giving his nod and approval.

      1. Hu Ge and Yuan Hong are both hardworking and dedicated actors, and their efforts show in their works. It’s really sweet of YH’s dad to come out and give YH his support 😀

        The older generations really had it tough and they got through many obstacles that us younger generations would’ve struggled with. It really feels humbling when I think about it…

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