A completest obsessive fanahjumma with no palatable candies to sit through of her new sparkling bias does not a happy mookie make. Lucky my prettehs always have even dreamier fandoms.
I am alternating between bored/headdesked out tears, trying to fastforward through of QSHF, let alone I asked (and I am not alone) it wasn’t till e20s where the juicy WH bits are?!?!?! some cutiepie asked my Q and the dear poster answered what eps to watch for WH throwing in the frustration he/she knew so well because a fancut has to be made, or else how does one sit through this crap? HOW?!?!
I am so torn, WH is at his prettiest period gorgeousness in QSHF but everything else is mostly shabby kitschy yuma’s aesthetics (Y RUBY Y?!??!) This drama is horrible for my sanity plot-wise. I absolutely can not stand baddies, got caught doing nasty things and still have the gall to scream speeches and shout banshee life’s unfair, the MarySue made me…and everyone just stands and listens intently, just shy of applausing. I can fault ourholeymotherofAllMarySues for lots of idiocracies like having her set of entitled balls to marry our Guy2 at her free will, demanding no consummation AND trysting the prisoner of war Guy1 as she wishes, often middle of night donning that mask-like perpetual doe-eyed IZinnocent cute face of Ruby, but how is it her fault you are rotten wimmen?!?! ARGH. And LianCheng can really use a much brighter brain, can’t have it all. Sorry OTP, it is not romantic you need to display cheesy affection in front of the world, in front of your hubby, your scary wanna execute you mother in law, to proclaim your love, it is just stupid poor taste. Get 2 sets of functioning brains and if you want suicides, don’t waste good swords and fake blood, just kiss and bite off tongues of each other, dying off in a bloody kiss. That is befitting.
Obviously I can’t sit through Swordsman either… Thank you fandom for a slashy MV of WHs: Liu LianCheng x LingHu Chung.
Hubs sent me this pic: snerking Liu LianCheng’s costume is modeled after a California condor and it’s lovely. Wallace is the only one getting lublub from costumer here and damn his face is never as gorgeous, but why is drama so tediously lame and silly?!?!! And one guess who I am shipping LianCheng with: Raven, his Cperiod goth obsessed younger half bro Tony Yang. For the first 5, 10 seconds of glimpses I got from TY throughout the first 2!0!+ eps(!!!!!) I thought he was very off reminding me of all the OTT angsty posing from a WallaceC angsty-hecan’teverpoop in Magic Blade and DGSD. But throw him a meatier scene where he has time to properly emote and bromance WH, saying ILUBU, I ONLY HAVE YOU IN MY EYES *TEARYSPARKLINGEYES*~!! reminiscing their sad childhood past and love still strong. I am almost moved to real genuine tears of feelings for them poor little princes. This is the very first scene I finally can invest in
Have a lovely MV :
Now another ‘love’note to yuma. Why you no pretty up your Condor Hobos by several leagues begging WH to cameo as Bro Condor and bromance with Chen Xiao for our eye’s sake to counteract the trauma of a YangGuo in 50eps of nothing but fug hair rancid rags?! Do one thing right. ONE. But there is also so many things you should do yuma, like DiAHF and no don’t you Fawkes me. Yuma’s upcoming drama is rumored to have Bosco on board, ie the only beautiful smexy dangerously badboy HKdrama leading man of last decade+. I can’t. I will pretend it is not happening until I see stills but YYYYYYYYYYMYPRETTYMENYYYYYYYY!
The meme of period pretty Wallace playing ALL the CPs in a drama:
Well. my sidam touch, just after I was so sure nothing will hurt, writing Emerald on the Roof is mediocre but surprisingly watchable with the TWdrama silly WTF angsts kept under control, it has a crappy curveball ending at the 11th hour literally last 10 min of final ep. But still, it’s rare to see Wallace truly cute being believably couplish and Sun Li doing shoujo in the first half. Check out an MV or two but pass on the drama:
And guess what, Love in Forlorn City/傷城之戀 is not watchable either even when I like the leading lady Qin Lan (she shares the same bone structure with Jiang Xin):
Did I watch me some 新一剪梅, my pervie me did. I was watching dead seriously can’t pry me off for a good 5, 6 eps, sooooooo craptastically hilarious almost ingenious soft p0rn novella stuff going on. Aphrodisiac laced wine with a name copied fr a Stephen Chow slapstick is a KEY character, same bottle, making repeated appearances and better at nuances than the breathing actors. If you need one more push to be a fan of Chen SiCheng, this will definitely snap you out of it, he’s so hammy horrible a sleazy cuckoo bastard here, one of the worst acting job I’ve ever witnessed a few eps of. There is an fanvid floating in YT if you search of drama I am not posting. It would get me into trouble posting steamyNSFW stuff.
Have a much tamer MV:
It is not exactly right but my HKer heart love it: Meshing Battle of ChangSha with the ultimate 90s classic TVB The Greed of Man/大時代 (lit. The Big Era) theme song by Adam Cheng
Huo Qian Gu is so luring me in when I do not think it could be truly worthy a drama quality wise.
New stills are popping out, and WH is looking so ridiculously spot on with all the stories to tell of a Bai ZiHua and Jiang Xin is so drop dead gorgeous (hey WH r u staring at her lovely bosom?!). With both of them at their A game, I do worry ZYL can not keep up with them. Ha, not that I am not shipping JX+WH madly already with a single still alone
There is a HQG fancast fanvid of so many of my darlings:
Thirteen Moon is the best story (from the little I have read) Tang7 has written imho. This is as close to my own dreamcast aside from I would need another JunFu:
FYI, If you ask me my ultimate dreamcast for the SongNing and ShenAn story, the obvious would be YuanHong, JiangXin…and I want LSS as 677 very bad. I think it would be a brilliant challenge for SS to play someone so gentile, so harmless but has lots of conniving mindgames under that softest facade.
Hey, I do not particularly care for being more banshee tagging a shipper heart along. Mr Huo, this is not the first time you stutter profusely when you normally don’t, and lets pretend it is coincidental your watchband suddenly needs fixing, and it is always only when poked about incessantly by the press whether you two are dating, is she suitable mate, when TangTang is inches next to you. Haha, and that cameraman is shouting out YES! (Do you think you are suitable for each other?!) ‘To-Get-Her!’ being a craycray shipper himself. HAHAHA
And the cutest HuoTang shippers have compiled what lovely scenes from Chinese Paladin 3 Mr Producer has allowed to be shamelessly played with in Perfect Couple here.
I should think it is cheesy, but it comes off as ridiculously cute and I am to my own dismay a RL shipper of them, especially when TangTang has NOT stopped screaming everywhere ‘Marry Me!’ for some promo thing for Silent Separation when the only guy in public eye meeting that story construct is Mr Huo. TangTang, is it alright for a goddessy you to be weiboing about ‘I will have a baby very soon! in 3 years! I have met my daughter in law ie MiMi’s baby! Call me ur Mominlaw next time!’ constantly?! It is to the shameless degree such weibos r swarmed by YYs and HuoTang shippers I think TangTang must know it herself and enjoy it too much… and how is this not likely nudging pressure on certain someone?! Her management must be wishing to take a long vacay and pretend this is not happening.