This comes very handy when…
A) you have the need to hard-sell True Detective to a brimming with naivete 14 year old, beating you at being more knowledgeable in yaoi tropes, who has all the making of a very young you just a bit more bright, but in need of more proper ‘coaching’. All you Chinese literate BL fiends, some genius coined this as 真爱如探 off the official title of 真探(!!!) The rest of you, g translate 真爱, 如探. Thank me later.
Or B) you are having a Monday and have 8 hrs to spare scaring your entire office, hit by the notion rewatching TD with lots of giggling is the sure way of brightening the day.
The cutest CN fangirl of show has come up with the perfect Simple(SLASHYDumAsseS) Guide for True Detective catering specifically for that untouched bracket of rabid tween cutesy fluff loving fangirls this show has not yet got the love from, and since setting my eyes on the good read, I have me tears in my eyes and a hurting hernia.
I am just the messenger, trying my best to translate it authentically in the midst of all my laughingwhilecrying hysterics. It is not easy to type through tears and shaky hands in guffaws. Because I am full of love and is a big giving person.
This is what sakimay/’YellowGreenBanana’ posted at Douban in myEnglish.
Excuse the language. I swear I have never normally talked nor typed as such. Swear.
And Harmlessly, cutely SPOILERISH!