Return of Condor Heroes: The Blight of yuma

Just when WSJ coined a new term ‘dama’ in our OED lexicon for the formidable

“bargain-hunting middle-aged Chinese aunties” who “keep a tight grip on the family purse and an eagle eye on gold prices.”  “financially illiterates” whose “pluck and knack for scooping up gold is not out of strategic calculation and risk assessment, but a matter of following the herd, whose uncouth and uncivilized behavior irks”

…the first thing that comes to my mind is a billion of damas will be easily KO’d by one peculiar irking beast:

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YuZheng please DIAHF

It's punishable by same DIAHF for cursing that on any human being during LNY, but YZ is not by definition a man, so I'll risk it for the sake of mankind.

The list of actors speculated for his PoS Rape of Smiling, Proud Wanderer :
令狐冲(霍建华)Wallace Huo as hero LingHu Chung
东方不败(霍思燕)Huo SiYan as nemesis DongFong BuBai
任盈盈(陈乔恩)Joe Chen as heroine Ren YingYing
岳灵珊(袁姗姗)Yuan ShanShan (ie YZ's plasticface muse) as girl2 Yue LingShan
田伯光(韩栋) The pretty BBJX Prince9 HanDong as Tian BoGuang (pervie fugly yucky rapist, W!T!F!!!!!)

The main leads, EVERY FREAKING ONE OF THEM R ALLLLLLLLLL WRONGGGGG! MAKE IT STOP!!!!! Rumor is Wallace has just signed on TR's next TongHwa adaptation DaMuYao, the Chinese Paladin 3 gang will sorta reunite, even with cloning, he'll definitely be the key pawn of epic battle btn TR's ladybi*chboss and her archenemy Yu mama.  Why Wallace, WHYYY?!?! The battle, in any other case, will be entertaining, but not shitting all over my favorite Louis Cha please! TT_TT

In an equally WTF! but much more hilarious note:

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what the freaken freck is going on Loverboy?!is Princess TaiPing a Mighty Python wannabe?!
Here is the long trailer, I haven't clicked it, still lolzing:
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Oscars: Fassbender, come claim ur hugzzz and kissessss


I never follow any awards, noms or winners. I've been suddenly slurping up movies like air last few months and rabidly loving a few performances I thought r shoo-in, so I am cheering for Oldman and Fassbender most earnestly.  And as always, when I care, they will just F with me.  I'm happy Oldman gets a nom, but I'll trade his spot for Fassbender, yes, that's how tragic I'm a lost cause.  I honestly am not that impressed with Clooney in Descendents, nor Brad in Moneyball (I don't think I'll rem these 2 movies in another month), let alone in the same chatter as Fassbender/Shame.  I am even more impressed with Albert Brooks+Gosling in Drive compared to those 2 noms. I dunno, I'll out myself as the only member of Team BradClooneyROverratedMeh, I've only loved them in Burn after Reading.  I will go see The Artist this wkend, for my sanity, please be everything as mindblowingly amazing as I'm expecting.

*fr tumblr*
Fassy, my lurve, don't cry!  I bet the Oscar derps can't handle ALL of your Glory and r in collective penis/hotness/talent envy.  And too aware it's humanly impossible not jumping u, showering u harassing kisses and hugs come Oscar night.  I'll paint myself gold and imitate the stillness of statue as best I can when you cuddle me in your bed instead. 

Honestly I feel so bad for the guy, he's at the peak of his game, talk of the world, awesome jawdropping fearless job, maybe the role of his career, and he's royally snubbed.  I dun know enough of these awards to draw a comparison of how screwed up I feel of this injustice,  I can only jump to denying Brando for StreetCar or DeNiro for Taxi Driver because the fangirl rush that's overcoming me is so alike when I experienced my initial falling.  I fully expect him (and Oldman) not winning, but not even the recognition of a nod?!?! If you can have 9 or 19 noms for best pic (Did the Oscar peeps really sit through the whole of WarHorse!?!), why can't we have 7 or 17 for other categories?!!!! WHY!?!?!?!?

The only bright side is I can skip the telecast and spend those hours much better watching more Fassy/Gosling hotness.


Me thinks Major WTFery is cockblocking my drama! *RAWR*

WTF!??!!!???!?!?!  I'm watching 3 currently airing dramas. Office Girls, Homeland and Ad Mania.  The first 2 r 1 ep/wk kinda show and I was counting on AdMania to tide me over but its airing is 'indefinitely delayed' per the stupid cable TV station that is broadcasting it since last Friday.

Some majorly yucky news is hitting the HK/Cdramaland today.  Benny Chan and Joe Ma are caught in public, in a restaurant in WengDang, fondling and harrassing a 19 yo HK starlet, Rose Chan. The pics grossed me out and the sleaziest part is Benny Chan tried to first deny any mishaving on weibo, almost passively jabbing on the victim for misunderstanding and making a big deal.  When pics r on frontpages, THEN he said he's sorry for his drunken stupor and he has no ulterior motive other than regarding Rose as his younger sister.  Joe Ma 'apologized' just now on weibo saying he's sorry for not stopping the offense right in front of his eyes, he's drunk…blablabla when he's also photographed forcing kisses on the mouth on the poor girl.  These r married douches old enough to be her father, JoeMa has kid(s). WTF!!!!

I hate Benny Chan as an actor and a person, he should be torched in hot fire.  Joe Ma, I do like his acting, and I don't really care for how actors behave offscreen unless they did sth criminal, but Joe has a reputation of being sleazy, this crossed the line and is as douchy as can be.  The girl has already reported to the police and we'll see if these aholes get justice served.
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Ad Mania is abruptly taken off the air after airing its first 2 eps with NO explanations, not even Brandcore's Alan, the boss behind the production, is uttering a word on why when he's usu quite nice and accommodating with fans (and he's #1 YH fanboy)

If Joe Ma being indicted has anything to do with Ad Mania being pulled off the screen thus me not getting my Loverboy dose, I'm doubly RAGEY!!!